have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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