why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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