return my video game
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
