How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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