and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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