Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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