do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
