oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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