and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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