I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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