Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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