Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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