We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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