he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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