Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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