we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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