Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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