i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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