yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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