my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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