your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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