Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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