mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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