drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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