You really coming over, don't trick.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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