i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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