Don't you send me to vm
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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