so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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