i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Randomize
