You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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