Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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