Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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