CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
porn star boner night. come get it.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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