I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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