she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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