I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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