i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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