Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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