that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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