i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
it glows. i had to have it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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