is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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