A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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