Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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