remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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