Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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