Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
