on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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