bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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