Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
