Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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