Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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