nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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