Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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