If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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