I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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