When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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