I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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