we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Two words: blizzard sex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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