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I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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