i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I've blown a few things in my day
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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